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Pessimism Dictionary

Masterpiece with a list of words or terms and their definition, related to pessimism or that tried to relate and failed.


Abandonware

It is said of the software of more than 6 months old.

Africa

Origin of humanity and its destiny.

Airbus

Multinational corporation that has been building the same plane since 50 years ago.

Alibaba

Giant of the Chinese digital trade that sells you from a programmable louse to a flying doormat.

Amazon

Digital commerce giant selling from a multipurpose pin to happiness 10.0

Android

Operating system of poor mobile phones.

Antivirus

Software that is in charge of pursuing the virus, in the same way that anti-doping agencies are pursuing doping.

Apple

Group of American white-gloved pirates of the 80, currently very respected, whose captain Steve Jobs was named first spokesman of the House of lords by the American Crown.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Father of analogical pessimism, before the Internet.

Artificial intelligence

Robot that welcomes you and brings your slippers.

Backup

Copy of valuable information, which you do not have when you need it or you do it daily for years without ever need it.

Banner

Any rectangle you see within a webpage on the Internet.

Big data

Very large data, or many.

Bitcoin

A virtual currency in which transactions can be performed without the need for a central bank or backup, that is, the same as all other currencies.

Black Mirror

The TV serie that tells you the future of technology and humanity better than the visionaries of the IMF.

Boeing

Multinational corporation that has been building the same plane since 50 years ago.

Bug

Bug, goblin or annoyance. Euphemism used to define an error committed when implementing software.

Capitalism

Worst political system invented by human beings except for democracy.

Click

Old Facebook “Like”.

Coacher

Shaman in the digital age.

Coltan

Metallic black mineral used in electronic products and extracted mainly of African citizens.

Cookie

Sweet and harmless looking cookie that online businesses use to steal your data.

Crazy

It is said of a former optimist who has lived long enough.

Database

Storage system of large companies where all the marketable information of your life is.

Death

The life that we could have lived.

Democracy

Worst political system invented by man except for capitalism.

Depression

Default mood of the human being, which is avoided by forward flight.

Digital era

Last historical period of the human race, after the contemporary age and between 2015 and 2025.

Digital Pessimism

Last website of the digital era that tries to shed light on the decline of the human being. Last hope of humanity.

Digital press

Undisciplined discipline that consists of copying and pasting news, making up news or giving them a kind of opinion, that is, Digital Pessimism.

digitization

Continuous process whereby you discreetly lose important things along the way.

Donald Trump

Paradigm of the digital age.

Drones

The vultures of the future.

Ecommerce

Business strategy in which you click an image on a web page and automatically the money in your bank account decreases.

email

Evolution of analogue mail with the difference that you have to be cleaning 3 times a day.

Emoticons

Grins of avatars in social networks.

Excel

Computing department in large corporations.

Existentialism

Philosophical doctrine that tries to explain the meaning of the human beings life, always finishing in nihilism.

Facebook

Online video game in which you can create your own Avatar and interact with other avatars in a psychedelic space.

FED

Federal Reserve. Private bank that issues the bills of the country that rules the world economy.

Firewall

Digital firewall to stop binary fire that has the same effectiveness as analog firewalls.

Foxconn

Company specialized in slavery, with millions of Chinese, where your Iphone is made.

Gadget

Any consumer electronic product that is not a computer or a mobile phone and that adds value to the normal things we do not do.

Game over

The final destination of any project.

God

First pessimist in history.

Google

Epicenter of Western civilization consisting of a box where you put words, you press a button and many more words are erupted.

Google Maps

Online cartography where everything seems to be more beautiful than it is and be closer ..

Google Plus

Social network where people enter by mistake, as it belongs to Google.

Hacker

Anonymous computerist who has read Digital Pessimism.

Happiness

Abstract and spooky entity or belief embodied in metaphysics.

Hiroshima

The end of The War.