Although some imported social customs continue to cause rejection, such as the Halloween holiday, others, on the other hand, have been well received and popular, such as the Black Friday . All the big brands are already prepared to make the August with their incredible promotions, and the fashion sector, as usual, marks the way.
This year, the first to be ahead is the Italian Benetton , which has announced that it will relay a little Chinese with every online purchase throughout the weekend. Benetton guarantees that the child will be able to work for its owner not less than 16 hours a day in all types of household chores and will only involve spending a few euros per day, since it will be able to sleep on the floor and subsist in perfect form with only one Box of Oreo Cookies. In addition, if the product purchased on the web was uncovered or suffered any type of damage, the chinito can arrange it on the spot.
The madness has been unleashed among the buyers, who count the hours for the great Black Friday ginkan to begin. To be prepared for the anticipated avalanche of orders, Benetton has added a new stock of working Chinese children to their ships in Asia.
Competitors are not far behind
Benetton’s directly competing brands have not wanted to be left behind and have made a big deal that promises to encourage this festivity of spirituality and brotherly love.
The Inditex group, with Zara as a flag brand, will offer no One, but two Chinese for each online purchase. In this way, they can take turns in days of 12 hours each, without assuming more costs for the buyer than in the case of Benetton, since both will be distributed the same box of Cookies Oreo. In this way, the productivity in the home will be optimal.
For its part, Mango has taken into account the most needy, especially the large Spanish families, and for them will not be one or two, but a whole family of Chinese what will be sent from their Stores to the home of the buyer who orders more than € 30 on their website during Black Friday. During the 5 hours of free time the family has, they will be able to act in municipal choirs thanks to their knowledge of the Mandarin folklore or to animate birthday parties imitating the Dog Patrol.
For those buyers who want to throw the house out this Black Friday window, other brands have set attractive premium plans for them.
Tommy Hilfiger, for example, will award the title of feudal lord in South China counties to those who order online over 200 €. The title will include the right of pernada, equestrian statue in the town square and stately palace with tapestries of the Ming dynasty.
El Corte Inglés, in a risky move, will appoint warlord in the Middle East to men over 30 who order for an amount equal to or greater than 250 € in men’s clothing. They will have at their disposal an army of 300 mujahedin armed to the teeth and a plot of 100 hectares to the top of oil so that they speculate with him of their free will. To protect the investment of Spanish companies and the growth of the sector, it will be prohibited to immolate themselves in neighborhoods where Chinese children live.
Given these fantastic promotions, we are sure that this Black Friday will be a great sales success that will relaunch the GDP of the entire Eurozone and relieve the migratory pressure.